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| Friday, October 17th, 2008 | | 11:49 am |
| | Tuesday, March 4th, 2008 | | 11:19 am |
| | Tuesday, October 24th, 2006 | | 3:40 pm |
| | Wednesday, October 4th, 2006 | | 8:54 am |
Nothing like some advice
So this morning, as I was applying a pad to my underwear, I noticed that there was a message on the plastic portion that I was about to peel off. It said: "Have a good period." WTF????????? Like I want advice from a mother fucking pad. What are these people thinking? Current Mood:  irritated | | Tuesday, May 16th, 2006 | | 4:55 pm |
Odd . . .but true
Underwear before pad: 1. Retrieve pad (feminine napkin) from under sink while sitting on the pot. 2. Open packaging and remove pad from said packaging. 3. Throw packaging away and remove sticky strip from back of pad. 4. Realize that you don't have any underwear around your knees or ankles and wonder what you are doing with sticky pad in your hand. | | Friday, March 24th, 2006 | | 9:48 am |
| | Thursday, February 16th, 2006 | | 4:40 pm |
Scary/funny/scary
I have taken to resting my hand on my upper leg while sitting at my desk, right beneath the lowest fat roll of my stomach. It fits nicely there. | | Friday, December 23rd, 2005 | | 1:11 pm |
Children's Books You'll Never See
Children's Books You'll Never See Below is a list of children's books you'll never see in any bookstore! "You Were an Accident" "Strangers Have the Best Candy" "The Little Sissy Who Snitched" "Some Kittens Can Fly!" "Getting More Chocolate on Your Face" "Where Would You Like to Be Buried?" "Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her" "The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of Western Eur- Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!" "All Dogs Go to Hell" "The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking" "You Are Different and That's Bad" "Dad's New Wife Timothy" "Pop! Goes the Hamster....and Other Great Microwave Games" "Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Only Your Household Pets" "The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad" "Babar Meets the Taxidermist" "Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence" "The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables" "Start a Real-Estate Empire with the Change from Your Mom's Purse" "The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy" "Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will" "The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and Are Shot Dead" "How to Become the Dominant Military Power in Your Elementary School" "Controlling the Playground: Respect through Fear" "When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer, They Say God Did It" "Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia" "What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?" "Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?" "Bi-Curious George" "Daddy Drinks Because You Cry" "Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver" | | Friday, November 18th, 2005 | | 2:13 pm |
Ouchie
Deep pain, wowchie. Enrique, 5 months later, still, still able to make me weep. The pain is so deeply buried in side of me, I don't know how to get it out. | | Thursday, November 3rd, 2005 | | 10:30 am |
Cars farting
So, there is this guy at work, I already think he's an asshole but today . . . I came into work early, 7:30 am, so the parking lot was almost empty. So he takes his big truck and pulls into the closest space to the door, but in doing this, purposefully takes up part of the handicapped space that is next to it, so he doesn't get his doors dinged. Asshole. So I asked him about it, and he defended it. What an asshole! And the thing is maybe 6 spaces away, he could have parked at the end of the row where there was extra space for his truck, and he wouldn't get door dings and it wouldn't have affected anyone else. asshole. He said he wasn't taking anything away from anyone. But it's the point of the matter. He is the type of person that would take advantage of anything and anyone to get his way or to boost his superioir attitidue about who he is and what he thinks he deserves. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. | | Thursday, October 20th, 2005 | | 10:07 am |
where
Where is the rest of the world? No posts since Monday? Come on people, I do need entertainment . . . | | Tuesday, October 11th, 2005 | | 9:31 pm |
My friend Kilolo died today. Bless her kind heart. | | 2:04 pm |
ARticle help
Ok, so I have to write an article for our online newsletter at work that goes out to clients. This is so totally not my thing. It is a short, casual article on Search fields in websites - easy to do, right? Well, not when you're me. Ok, so I'll give you a massage if you'll write my article before noon tomorrow. K? | | Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 | | 10:55 am |
So I must be crazy
It's official, I'm crazy. I mean I've said it before, and other people have noticed, but I really really mean it this time. It's the realization of a crazy beyond the craziness of before. Why in the world would I want to spend time with someone that I can't call, and only sees me when it's convenient for that person?? Clearly, I am insane. Most of the time it doesn't bother me, because he calls when I need him to, and I don't normally need to get a hold of him, and I don't need to see too much of him, otherwise he drives me crazy and I lose interest. BUT the sex IS great. But besides that, really, only an insane mind would think that this was a good idea. Then when I'm thinking that I like the arrangement and that I don't care outside of that, I suddenly come upon something and then I feel physically ill and rap this whole entire stupid story around it ( like I'm doing now). It's like I want it all to myself, but not really. Just when I want him, and no one else can have him in the mean time. Heh. That sounds fair, right? I want what I want, when I want it. How blatantly raw is that? | | Wednesday, July 27th, 2005 | | 1:56 pm |
All I've been doing at work today is looking for a new apartment, reading up on adding a fraud alert to my credit, since my banks info was 'compromised', getting a credit report, um reading livejournal, oh then I went to lunch . . .so I've done nothing at work today, so far. | | Friday, July 22nd, 2005 | | 9:33 am |
| | Thursday, July 21st, 2005 | | 3:46 pm |
| | Tuesday, July 19th, 2005 | | 12:45 pm |
boosh-koo ramadalli-ala
blah blah blah blah did you ever notice the sensations that come over your body when you are about to cry? a brief almost burning tingling in end of nose, tight feeling in stomach, oh and at work they are cracking down on working hours - pooey. I tried to finish writing the report that is due tomorrow, but I kind of cracked, I had a mini nervous breakdown, it only lasted for about 4 minutes, but it freaked me out, and although the people standing right next to me didn't notice, it took over my insides completely. Having dinner with Andi tomorrow night, so I guess she forgives me for grabbing her boobs. What would I do without friends? (i guess I wouldn't have the luxury of grabbing boobs and being forgiven for it :-) | | Monday, July 18th, 2005 | | 1:04 pm |
Flowers and Chai
So Enrique left last night to move to Washington D.C. - ouchie. But, today when I came to work, one of my office mates brought me flowers and card and had them sitting on my desk. Then another co-worker went and bought me a Venti Soy Chai from Starbucks. She didn't even get anything for herself. I have awesome people at my office. My boss asked me how I was doing and gave me a hug. It's so unexpected to have people that you work with, that actually care. It's a miracle to me. I am thankful but I am sad too. I'm kind of like a dripping faucet, and you never know when something might actually turn it on full force and I'll just be crying in the corner. But I'm ok in a crying sad sort of way. | | Tuesday, July 5th, 2005 | | 1:44 pm |
Enrique
So Enrique gave his two weeks notice today. He is leaving. It hurts. |
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